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Welcome to the Tooth Fairy Training Center! We put the 'SUPER' in 'BELIEF-DEPENDANT SUPERNATURAL BEINGS!' GooooOOOOOO TEAM FAE!!!
Apr 14 '14

bristol-korred:

Is that why you’re so into the Vine thing now, Primrose? Looking for Friends? Good luck with that, luv. A bloody Jabberwock would make a better friend than you. 


And Sam, luv, don’t let her get to you. You and I both know how many people in the complex just love you!

Wow well that’s me schooled by World Class Friend Expert Mr. Aberdeen!!!!!

yunno I may not be from your ‘verse but I am p. sure the apple doesn’t fall far from the … other identical apple! and the adorable lil version of you over on mY side of the tracks is p much dropping friends faster than a faeid off a balcony soooooooooooooo

but seriously I am so glad for you that you are totes popular with your totally real and not made up or anything little clicky click on the internet :) i totes understand that someone with your uh condition would have to take comfort from the smaller things in life :))))))

(Source: waffleguppies)

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Apr 14 '14

sam-the-fairy:

primrose-the-exercise-fairy:

sam-the-fairy:

At least I can go home to a husband who loves me. What about you Primrose?

OH yeah!!!! your socially ostracized, serial killer husband. you are totes right I am so jelly.

your parents must be like, SO proud.

He’s not like that anymore, he’s getting better! 

(Source: waffleguppies)

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Apr 14 '14

sam-the-fairy:

primrose-the-exercise-fairy:

sam-the-fairy:

primrose-the-exercise-fairy:

Oh honey.

It’s ok, you don’t have to pretend.

I am NOT pretending! 

sammy, imaginary friends don’t count. :(

At least I can go home to a husband who loves me. What about you Primrose?

OH yeah!!!! your socially ostracized, serial killer husband. you are totes right I am so jelly.

your parents must be like, SO proud.

(Source: waffleguppies)

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Apr 14 '14

sam-the-fairy:

primrose-the-exercise-fairy:

sam-the-fairy:

primrose-the-exercise-fairy:

but if you went viral everyone would love you, sammykin! you’d have actual friends!

imagine!!!

I have plenty of friends Prim

T-They’re not here right now, but I assure you I do!

Oh honey.

It’s ok, you don’t have to pretend.

I am NOT pretending! 

sammy, imaginary friends don’t count. :(

(Source: waffleguppies)

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Apr 14 '14

sam-the-fairy:

primrose-the-exercise-fairy:

but if you went viral everyone would love you, sammykin! you’d have actual friends!

imagine!!!

I have plenty of friends Prim

T-They’re not here right now, but I assure you I do!

Oh honey.

It’s ok, you don’t have to pretend.

(Source: waffleguppies)

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Apr 14 '14

bristol-korred:

sam-the-fairy:

primrose-the-exercise-fairy:

waffleguppies:

image

cmoooooooooooooooooooooooooon sammy don’t be such a big grumpytrousers! doooo iiiit

do it for the VINE

I will not do it for the vine

I’m not willing to do ANYTHING you are endorsing

From what I’ve seen, nine times out of ten “Doing it For the Vine” involves something illegal or that will land you in the Ward.
Good call Miss Sam.

but if you went viral everyone would love you, sammykin! you’d have actual friends!

imagine!!!

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Apr 14 '14

waffleguppies:

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cmoooooooooooooooooooooooooon sammy don’t be such a big grumpytrousers! doooo iiiit

do it for the VINE

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Apr 10 '14

bristol-korred:

I’ve given up trying to figure out where exactly you are, but around here First Sping has been kicking the kid’s arses. Try putting up a barrier - even if there are a few plants in the TFTC, it’ll keep out the majority of the pollen. That’s what Marjory did when she held the wand techniques workshop out there. Only problem is the barrier is a pain to take down because it’s got about a foot of pollen built up on it. -T

Sweetiepumpkinpops, I totes understand that you are naturally gonna want to cater to the lowest common denominator, it’s kinda your thing. But we are training Tooth Fairies over here!!! They have to be tough tough tough or how are they ever gonna deal with the Human Plane??? One lungful of exhaust fumes and all those coddled little bunbuns you and Margie have been fussing over would drop like FLIES. And that is dangerous. I know you are like, Darwin’s outtake reel so you probably aren’t a fan of the guy but seriously, survival of the fittest!! Look it up!!!

Plus magic is S-C-A-R-C-E. Maybe you want to waste it on a massive tennis bubble but some of us believe in economy sweetheart!!

You see I don’t expect you to get this because obviously the Powers that Be wouldn’t let you touch a class of kids with a maypole, but I can tell you that to be a TOP TUTOR you have to understand when to be a teensy weensy bit cruel to be kind and really push your kids to excel!! And you weed out the junk that way too cuz if they really can’t even get over a lil sniffly nose they sure aren’t top shelf material!! Besides all that time you’re going awww babies it’s ok we’ll protect you from the nasty pollen those kids are totally deciding they can pull whatever they WANT and you’re gonna let them. Kids are like pirahnas they see a weak spot and they GO for it.

Plus like 95% of ””hayfever””’ is made up anyway. If you tell kids there’s ALL THIS BAD STUFF in the air they are gonna start sneezing their little socks off! Sure I’ve had kids telling me baaaaaw Primrose i can’t do faerobics i’ve got assthmaaaa, i can’t breaaaathe bla bla bla etc. but after a few good laps of the TFTC you can bet your lil inadvisably styled pants they’re not complaining any more!!

(Source: primrose-the-exercise-fairy)

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Apr 10 '14

HEY CAMPERS just a little reminder that it’s tryouts day today!!! Grab your kit and get over to the TFTC!! There’s a place on the roster for the most awesome lil trooper to run the course!!!!

Seriously, get down here!!!!!!!! C’mon guys this is your chance to shine!!! I told all you guys when I put up the signup sheets last week so some of you need to wash your cute lil ears out!!! Cuz I’m seeing a MASSIVE LACK of candidates compared to last tryouts and that gives your fave tutor a sadface! :C

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Apr 6 '14

Anonymous asked:

My dear supernatural associate, my plans have been unceremoniously accelerated. I need the portal open tonight. The location is Los Angeles, California. I'll be able to find my way around from there. Is there anything I can do for you while I'm there? I could take some time out to, say, get him to fill in any kind of forms you'd need filling out for your own ill-advised schemes. How did I know that, you may ask? Well, that would spoil the mystery, wouldn't it? ;) -poshsoundingpervert

Forms???

HMMM

HMMM.

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